The Martian attack is well and truly upon us and we are now involved in a full-scale War of The Worlds whether we like it or not. We want all those reading this to be prepared and stay safe so we have created a Survival Guide for you. We were planning to distribute this to you by post, but the Red Weed (not to mention Heat Ray attacks!) have rendered Royal Mail a little helpless. Therefore, we need you to pass this on to everyone you know.
We cannot allow Earth to belong to the Martians!